Don't mess with Canadians Trump©

You sit in your tower, tweeting away,

Talking real tough like it’s all just a game.
But up in the North, where the cold winds blow,
We’re tougher than we look, just so you know.

We’ve got hockey fights, and we’ve got the pride,
Maple syrup strong, standing side by side.
We say “sorry” first, but don’t be misled,
We’ll drop the gloves if you turn us red!

Ohhh, don’t mess with Canadians, Trump,
We’re peaceful, but we ain’t no chumps.
You push too far, you’ll learn real quick,
We got Mounties, moose, and a hockey stick!

Trade wars, tariffs—what’s that about?
You poke the bear, we’ll knock you out.
We don’t build walls, we don’t start fights,
But cross the line, and we’ll show our might.

From the Rockies high to the Maritimes,
We stand together, we’re unified.
We drink our beer, we keep it chill,
But we’ll freeze you out like a winter thrill!

Ohhh, don’t mess with Canadians, Trump,
We’re kind, but we ain’t no punks.
We’ll stand our ground, don’t play that trick,
We got Mounties, moose, and a hockey stick!

From poutine plates to Timmy’s runs,
We don’t back down, we don’t play dumb.
We’ll take a joke, but don’t push your luck,
We’re maple strong, and we don’t give up!

So if you come knocking, just be polite,
Say “please” and “thank you,” you’ll be alright.
But test our patience, you best not slip,
Or you’ll find yourself in a cold, cold dip!